I’ve never been a member of a pleasure garden club, but I have always enjoyed the company of the people who hang out there, and I always look forward to their talks on how to get a better deal on produce. The pleasure garden club is a small group of people that meet every other week and share their knowledge and tips on how to be successful in the garden and how the group can be a part of your life.
Personally, I wouldn’t call myself a member of a pleasure garden club. If you’re into horticulture, and have the same love of food that I do, then a pleasure garden club would be the last place on earth I’d want to hang out.
One of the people that hangs out at the pleasure garden club is a guy named Jeff. He’s an old college friend of mine, and I’ve known him for years. In his spare time, he likes to garden, shoot pool, and talk about life and death topics. He has a lot of great advice on how to increase the amount of food in your garden and how to maximize your profits from it.
Not only is he a pleasure garden club member, but he also has a love of food. Thats all I can say about that. After we finished our meal Jeff told us that he was recently diagnosed with stage IV cancer and was currently in the hospital. He was also a member of another pleasure garden club, the one with the zombie guy, a fellow named Brian, that has also recently been diagnosed with cancer. Jeff offered to go and visit him in the hospital, but we declined.
Jeff started his life with a lot of money, lots of things, lots of stuff that makes him feel happy. I can’t imagine how much money he must have made in his life for him to end up in such a good mood.
Our friend James, the happy, well-to-do husband, is in another room in hospital with stage IV cancer. He was diagnosed with stage IV cancer last spring and was recently admitted to the hospital for further testing. It turns out that the cancer had spread to his colon, his liver, his pancreas, his stomach, his brain, his lymph nodes, and possibly his spleen.
As it turns out, being on a cancer ward is an incredibly stressful experience. James is one of those people who really just likes to be in the hospital, but there’s just so much that can go wrong. He’s also one of those people who tends to like to have a good time, so he also loves to go to his favorite restaurant, the pleasure garden club – which happens to be right across the street from the hospital.
The pleasure garden club is a place where the staff do things to get a good time. So every night they have a big bar night where they serve a few specials and usually some of their staff like to go home with a tip or two. They also have a lounge area where they can have a nice cocktail night with friends.
You’ll be spending a lot of time at the pleasure garden club every night, and you’re going to have fun at the club, and the atmosphere is just as fun as you’ll find in other parts of town.
I dont think any of these clubs are actually a bad idea. The ones Ive been to have mostly been nice places to go to have a good time. A place like this one however is just a place where the staff like to get a good time. So every night they have a big bar night where they serve a few specials and usually some of their staff like to go home with a tip or two.